The guy who stars in this is a math teacher and he makes his students watch it. At least that's what I gleaned from the comments from the clip I submitted.
I know I'm a picky bitch, but seriously: "my highly esteemed personal wealth." My thoughts:
- a bill going to a cheeseplate charity for the Everglades
- a credit card in a Freemason apron
- an amorphous five foot high blob of loose cash delivering a Jabba the Hutt style lecture on the existential dilemma of Proust's Swarm
- etc.