I think being followed around by random pop up boxes of asian people with surprised and amused expressions would be the best Schizophrenic episode ever!
Ok, so, I have a smaller waistline than a cat. Nice.
My neighbor growing up had a cat who was about this fat. She was fed veal and cream almost daily. She was named, somewhat ironically, "Tinkerbell". I liked that cat.
my grandfather had a siamese who grew to about that size. when she got fat, her fur changed from cream to almost black. her full name was 'miss puff the dainty little girl'.