I very nearly had fit at :50 until I realized that it wasn't Gary Busey. Then I spent the rest of the clip wondering what it would be like if it had been.
Sometimes when I feel sad, I fire up poetv and scream "MAKE WITH THE FUCKING FUNNY FAST"
And videos like this give me the strength to carry on another day.
0:40 "I don't know if I'd want to eat grass all day every day. And have my tits hooked up to a giant machine that pumps my child-nurturing fluid into a giant vat where it's pasteurized and packaged up for human consumption."