Johnny Madhouse - 2010-03-20
The mouse was hovering over the vote up button until the very end.
"i'm gunna have a seizure if you don't stop."
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Caminante Nocturno - 2010-03-20
It's too bad they didn't catch the actual fall into the ditch on video.
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pastorofmuppets - 2010-03-20
greatly enjoying the fact that i am not her
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Jack Dalton - 2010-03-20
It's even more embarrassing that her husband both posted the video on youtube and came up with the clever title "fat woman cant get out of ditch."
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Jack Dalton - 2010-03-20 ...also the description:
"lol fat chubby person cant get put of ditch very funny to watch she really wants attention WOW 100,000 views thx guys keep rating and subscribin"
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zatojones - 2010-03-20
The fat woman lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.
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EyeViolence - 2010-03-20
FAT AND PROUD.
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EyeViolence - 2010-03-20 Perhaps if I really were fat I'd learn to be proud, jolly even. My skin would become thicker. Then it wouldn't matter if I couldn't get out of a ditch. I'd still have my dignity.
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phalsebob - 2010-03-20
Now it is time for the scoreboard gag.
DITCH - 1
FATTY - 0
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Scynne - 2010-03-20
Why is it that all fat people, when experiencing difficulty due to their fat-assed-ness, always get extremely stressed out, panicky, and irritable? They all say the same sorts of things, too, with the same tone of voice.
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pastorofmuppets - 2010-03-20 She's hyperventilating. If her circulatory and respiratory systems were stronger, it wouldn't be necessary.
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delicatessen - 2010-03-20
She's still in there.
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Johnny Madhouse - 2010-03-20 She's been unable to get exercise beyond the occasional feeble protest of her position, and so has swollen to fill the entire hole.
Her clothes have disintegrated, torn by both her expansion and the chafing against the earthen walls of her prison. Her buried flanks are host to burrowing insects which have taken up residence in the layers of fat. Several generations of parasitic wasps have switched hosts from caterpillars to her, and scientists have expressed jubilance at being able to watch behavioral evolution in action.
In attempt to preserve some modicum of dignity, those closest to her have covered up her limp rolls with a cheap blanket, buncing it tightly around her puffy neck in a manner that makes her resemble a head on platter.
To protect her from the elements, they have constructed a gazebo over her. Now they can sit in a circle, sipping mint tea and discussing the weather as the morbidly obese woman beneath makes irate vocalizations.
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abeli$con - 2010-03-20
like this isn't a dupe? i saw it literally years ago.
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TeenerTot - 2010-03-20 ...from inside the ditch.
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Goethe and ernie - 2010-03-20
It genuinely IS funny because she's fat.
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Camonk - 2010-03-20
They're barely people, let's be honest.
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Frank Rizzo - 2010-03-20
"self esteem destruction" MUST be linked.
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Dicknuts - 2010-03-21
Best comments in a long time.
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duck&cover - 2010-03-21
Fat bitch in a ditch. Get a backhoe or some asphalt, I don't care which.
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Dicknuts - 2010-03-21 backhoe ditchbitch is now the name of my band.
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exar_kun - 2010-04-05
Gets four stars because of the google weight loss banner across the bottom.
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Nominal - 2022-06-08
The American adaptation of Metamorphosis.
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