When I was five years old I constantly asked my parents for a power wheels but I never got one, and then like 15 years later the kid across the street starting driving one around his front yard every single day.
I felt like I should have been happy for the kid, but in my heart of hearts, I knew he just mocking me.
I dunno. I was going to keep quiet, but when some kid accidentally finds the angle of turn on his Hotwheels is all wrong and it gets passed around the internet I kind of think meh.
I can put up with cat videos to a degree, but the moment we get baby videos I'm out of here.