seriously, he's a small time troll on poetv. hating him would be like hating a guy for keeping ketchup packets in his backpack as a helpful conversation starter.
when i go to a restaurant with two other people i make them sit on the same side.
then once we order, i get up and go to the restroom forever and make them sit next to each other. it's funny to me.
You realize while you're in the bathroom snickering they're sitting there wondering what the hell is wrong with your colon to justify these 15 minute trips to the crapper. This is sort of a Pyrrhic victory.