Needs a hot Hispanic woman with huge fake tits. Her wearing a tight shirt with the words Sacco To Me! stretched across it would probably seal the deal.
Oh yeah, North Bergen is REAL safe. I managed a Census crew in Hudson County last summer and the women census workers refused to go down several blocks in NB because the Salvadoran gangsters scared them shitless.
Also, 0:15-0:20 is, in fact, the most scenic shot in the town. It is not the fault of bad location scouting.