"A group of neighborhood residents provided aid to a poor family by building a house for them. Kim Jong il commended the volunteers for their efforts and was helicoptered in to congratulate them. While the cameras were rolling, he took it upon himself to personally inspect the family's new kitchen sink to make sure they had clean, running water."
Dear Leader is always the worst dressed person in the crowd. It's like Glorious Leader always had to rouse him from his basement hide-out to go to the big parade.
If they collapse they're going to take out the South Korean economy and spontaneously spawn a several million-people humanitarian crisis. It will be East Germany on a much grander scale.