:15 you can almost hear him thinking,
"Now, black balloon...you are MINE!"

Ahem. He set his phaser to pop.

It's set to "Dream of Blue Turtles"?

for demon ^^^^^

In a fraction of a second, faster than you can blink. When a laser hits your lens, it is focused to a microscopic point on the retina. Going by intensity = power / area, extremely high energies will cause the layers of the retina to explode outward into he vitreous humor.

Using a laser of this power in an enclosed space outside of a lab environment is insane, especially because this guy is a neckbeard who probably considers his sense of sight as the most important.

Burning out your retina is still better than being dissolved!

Wonder if they contribute to floaters. Hmmm.


But anyways, who am I kidding? I'd love to have one of these to dick around with.

Yeah, just wave that thing around, there are probably no reflective surfaces in there!

How much you wanna bet he isn't wearing any sort of laser-proof safety goggles, either?

Ha ha ha. "Don't play with that, you'll put your eye out!"

Thanks, GRANDMA.

When you are playing with the ACME Eye-Putter-Outter 9000, maybe listen to Grandma if you like to be able to see things.

just make sure theres plenty of smoke and/or particulate matter in the air like this guy did, so they can actually SEE the beam and cower in abject terror!!

That is a month worth of cheeto fart vapor you're seeing.