That's because dogs don't wear pants. So, wait, what is the protocol for when this happens? Does the school handle the clean up, or do they wait for the parent?
Seriously? I remember more than one kid having an accident in kindergarten.......because it's FUCKING KINDERGARTEN. I don't ever recall it making the headlines.
It was that one day when nobody died and there was world peace and the weather was nice everywhere and a djinn taught some sucker a lesson about using your wishes wisely.