Wonderful compliment to my breakfast.

The single glove and the accent had me waiting for him to name his demands before promising to unleash these suckers on the world's biggest cities by midnight if not satiated.

Holy shit, Spider Venom Effects is the best Photoshop filter package ever!

I want a pet amblypygi.

Hey look, it's my worst nightmare. 5 stars.

This video has been brought to you by David Cronenberg and the letter Y.

5 stars for the expert

I'm really loving Prince's new album promotion.

This is one of the most spectacularly awful things I have ever seen. It's almost a Tim and Eric bit.

The set a disgusting pastel disaster that makes no presentational sense, distracts from the talent and is underlit by lights that are (intentionally?) visible in the frame, but they aren't going for that casual, transparent tone some talk shows choose.

The host has the charisma of a half eaten jelly doughnut and seems almost afraid of the sound of her own voice, so the interview is this awkward one sided monolog made more awkward by the editor favoring these wide shots that remind of hideous, bashful host slouching in the corner

Spider dude is amazing. He's a sascha baron cohen character. God. No words.

How the fuck did this happen.

Hasn't the first photo been semi-debunked as some sort of secondary infection and not the spider venom itself?

Nobody comments on the X-Files theme playing in the background?