Games tend to cap things annoyingly and 99 lives is a common one. I'm merely just removing that cap, taking it to just shy of 4.295 billion (the limit of an unsigned 32-bit integer), a feat that will take a good 10 years of play to reach and that's one of the fastest stats to max out.
If you don't have an hour and a half to listen to U-dawg, skip to the last 20 or so minutes if you just want a summary of how much work he has left to do. The total amount of time is at the very end of the clip.