Who the hell is this guy?

NoCode: A HERO.

Gentlemen... This is what a man who believes in nothing looks like...do not be this man.

The glasses. The hairline. The plaid button down. And the atheism. Man, this is me.

He's a strange man, but if you ignore the way he speaks, he really is saying some smart things.

"How do you feel about agnosticism?" "I have no opinion either way."

He seems like an intelligent and solid guy. Seriously.

"I have no opinions on agnostics." WHOAH! Slow down there you crazy bastard!

That last question a little much to ask, don't you think?

Sir, maybe you should get some coffee or something.