Gecko hates Australians

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Comment count is 22

spikestoyiu - 2012-09-09

With good reason.

Billy the Poet

- 2012-09-09

Well, that mine lady seems like an awful cunt.

Caminante Nocturno

- 2012-09-09

I think it's just angry that such a plentiful source of heat was suddenly taken away from it.

kingarthur

- 2012-09-09

I caught two of our local tiny lizards in the glue traps I set down for the rats at work and they screamed like this. The feeling of guilt it inspires as they die screaming is pretty overwhelming. I removed the glue traps soon after.

Old_Zircon - 2012-09-09

Glue traps are no good. You're better off not catching anything with them, because if you do catch a rat you're stuck having to stomp a live, angry rat to death in your kitchen, at least if you're my girlfriend a few years ago.

kingarthur - 2012-09-09

Well the big big snap traps I bought killed them pretty quickly and we haven't had rats at work for just over a year sooooo success?

Corpus Delectable - 2012-09-09

In fairness, Old Zircon's crush fetish has been out of hand for a while.

Binro the Heretic - 2012-09-09

You could have freed them by pouring baby oil around them and letting it work its way under their bellies.

Gmork

- 2012-09-09

Australia and Canada - two countries that vehemently hate America.

Two countries that America hardly ever thinks about, and certainly holds no prevailing sense of animosity towards.

Hilarious and tragic, the way humans invent new ways to be myopically ignorant.

Old_Zircon - 2012-09-09

Where are the Canadians that hate the USA? I hear about them, but I've never met one.

Pompoulus

- 2012-09-09

Maybe talking a country as if it was a single dude is a new way to be myopically ignorant. It's certainly new to me.

takewithfood

- 2012-09-09

Canada is not only a country made up of ~34 million individual people: it's also the name of our Zord.

With the approval of the Governor General, Prime Minister Stephen Harper has the power to shout "IT'S MORPHING TIME, EH?", at which point all Canadians are summoned from across the country to combine into an enormous mecha zord. Each province and territory becomes a separate limb or body part, except for Quebec, which becomes the hockey stick. Then, united as one, Canada flips the U.S. the bird when they aren't looking.

I swear we had a Heritage Moment commercial about that.

memedumpster

- 2012-09-09

Ha ha, takewithfood, rub your functioning democracy in our faces, I get it.

Old_Zircon - 2012-09-09

Oh wow, googling Canadian citizenship requirements ASAP!

MissLadyArtemis - 2014-06-26

They require you to have a certain amount of cash on hand, and prove your projected worth as a functioning member of Canada.

In America, if you star in movies, play a sport, or sing music written by others, you're in!*

*Dude, only semi-seriously, but totally seriously! It is way easier for someone we can sell for entertainment to get permission to make America home, than it is for someone with multiple doctorates and a work ethic that leaves us all in shame.

Don't ask me to prove it. I am way too lazy for that - I'm an American.

The Townleybomb

- 2012-09-09

Not sure what a gick-oye is, but they look like assholes.

Wonko the Sane

- 2012-09-09

Just 15 minutes could save y... I WILL END YOU

fluffy

- 2012-09-09

The hissing scared my cat. So, successful adaptation.

Binro the Heretic

- 2012-09-09

The geckos here bark when startled then flee.

Wonko the Sane - 2012-09-10

The skinks, OTOH, are not to be trifled with.

Jeriko-1

- 2012-09-10

Looks like a tokay.
I had one as a pet as a child.

big pincers

- 2012-09-13

is it time for screaming frog week again?

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