Serves 3-6 people if anyone is around. Otherwise, once completed just dispose of them in the proper waste container or compost area.

Who is this guy?
I love this.

Is this guy real, or a brilliant performer? Either way it's worth 5.

A great Tim and Eric sketch.

















Let the hate begin.

Today I have witnessed the second coming of Escoffier. Nothing I have ever cooked or will ever cook professionally will surpass this. I can only travel to Weber State University and throw myself at this man's feet, offering to be his stagiaire for the rest of my days, in the hope that I might absorb even 1% of his shining brilliance.

Don't breathe this

The last fifteen seconds.

Surreal and wonderful.

Is this the Onion? I can't tell anymore.

Oh shit, I just realized he's in a studio. The depressing shot of the microwave was awesome. He fails to mix them together. He can't open a bag of chips. Looking from camera to camera.

Just put it in the bowl, mix it up, baby you got a stew going.

Some one please cut in Budd Dwyer's "nice shot" right at the end. Please.

Classic