He has that classic where the fuck am i look at the end.

As a former bouncer I feel highly qualified to critique the finer points of their fighting style...

I know that's a running gag here, and I stand by my comment. DEAL WIT IT.

(seriously hoping Killer Joe will back me up here)

you don't need to be a 10th dan black belt to know that was pretty rough stuff. :47 on is just stunning.

Now might be a good time to state that I was actually offered a job as a bouncer, turned it down, and was berated by my coach who was later turned into a video game character.

None of that is a joke.

CONGRATULATIONS, YOU ARE TOUGH ON THE INTERNET.

It sure beats being a wuss on the internet. I'm an internet tough guy and an IRL tough guy to boot. I was a bouncer too. Don't hate cause you're not tough glassjaw.

big fucking deal.

jesus christ, guys.

have some self respect.

Don't listen to misterbuns, keep going.

It's weird how talking about fighting as a remotely technical subject provokes such a visceral reaction. If this was a video on cooking, game design, or weaving Dreamcatchers, why shouldn't someone who's a good cook or shaman comment? I'm not a tough guy, just a devoted hobbyist who's been doing it long enough to have an informed opinion.

And by the way, I have known three people who were made into video game characters. If you say you wouldn't arbitrarily brag about that, you're a liar, sir. A goddamn liar.

That depends. Were they in Timeslaughter?

Yeah, but they were all the same character: the dude who urges you to RUN TO THE TAKAR.

Sir Sexy Duck,

You weren't talking about the fight in technical terms! You just dropped some reasons why we should believe you were amused by something for some reason because you're too tuff to deign yourself and explain why this video was so funny! Because you are so tuff!! MMA bouncer six years video game character ammirite?

see i can talk about this video in technical terms:

This video is funny because last night my friend and i were watching The Miami Connection which is all about bad TKD. My friend does JKD, he's taught me some JKD and muay thai, im not a bouncer or anything, but i know enough to have a frame of reference.

Of TKD he said: TKD is essentially only good against someone who has no idea how to fight.

this video is a great example of that.

dat kick!

I had mentioned either training or participating in MMA here at some point in the past -- probably in a far less obnoxious manner -- and some user pretty much followed me from video to video trying to use it to make fun of me.

The Internet elite hates commitment to anything physical. If only I had dumped those hours into Minecraft.

I'm with ya duck, no worries. I did TKD for 5 years as a youngster and in retrospect learned more about discipline and honing technique (forms, "weapons" etc.) than defending myself and kicking ass.

If you try 2 or 3 times to toe-bash your opponent in the nuggets, you deserve to get worn like a yoke and dropped on the pavement. That's one of the first rules, duh.

I took a Cinema Appreciation Course so I was able to fully enjoy and understand all the fart jokes in Nutty Professor II: The Klumps. I hope the rest of you stupid fuckers were able to appreciate them.

Okay, so re-reading my initial comment I can see how the tone could come off as a little cunty, even though it was a sincere statement. (I really am interested in how untrained people view things like this.) I will apologize for the ambiguity in my phrasing, because this is the Internet and we hold ourselves to a certain standard.

I will not, however, apologize for all the video game people I know. You'd gloat too. Admit it.

I'm not a bouncer, but in my drinking days I was kicked out of several bars for drinking too much. Not being unruly or anything mind you, they were just worried about serving me any more. So I didn't need a fighting style, I could wind up lying on the asphalt lightly bleeding with a stunned look on my face just trying to walk home alone. Oh man those were the days.

And a style of fighting. I don't know what to call his finishing move, but a professional wrestler should adopt it. Its a sleeper hold, torture rack, and a half Boston crab all in one.

Cena totally beat me to it. What should it be called? The Roman Arch? The royal wedding?

don't forget airplane spin

over the shoulder scolder folder

Vince McMahon needs to hire Gmork to his writing staff RIGHT NOW.

HAHA. Perfect.

The Assisted Erotic Asphyxiation

sleeper holds freak me right the fuck out, I hate seeing people go limp

Errrmmm... poor word choices. excuse me