I'm going to put helium in my bicycle tires

I may have to look for anything related to helium in tires due to Potter's reaction.

Helium was a joke. However, you'll see that a number of car mod boards discuss helium as a potential way to lighten the spinning mass of the wheels, although it seems nobody knows exactly the right running temperatures for gaseous helium and how the volume is effected. I think most people concerned with lightening the mass of wheels use nitrogen. At least, this is what I could find.

dash cam:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=n2s-W qXcG9A&t=181

do you prefer nascar?

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=116345

Shoebox Joe, if you chained down a deer to a sheet of plywood under a one million candle power floodlight and began sawing it in half with a serrated knife, the noise it makes would be about the same as Internet people make when they are slightly uncomfortable.