I've known a couple people who were really in to this kind of stuff and open about it and based on that I feel the stigma is well deserved, because they were just all around maladjusted and creepy, every one of them.

Visits to the late night ER with a Mason jar stuck on one's parts.

beats a toolbox lodged in your rectum, I guess

Jerking off should be incredibly complicated and involve hundreds if not thousands of dollars of equipment. If you want to do it right, that is.

I can't think of any other activity that people are so damn insistent on being lazy. If you guys ate like you jerked off you would never use a microwave, let alone an oven. You'd eat cereal and milk every day. And then you'd pat yourselves on the back and congratulate yourselves for not being as obsessed with tasting good things as other people.

Shame on you all!

Counterpoint: these newfangled "labor saving devices" are the lazy way.

I have at least one hand, done.