AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA -- oh hell is that Charles S. Dutton of "Roc"

I guess a turd is better than diarrhea.

Oh this looks perfect.

Chief: 'dammit Android Cop, that's four suspects dead, two hover cruisers disabled and the governor of Baja-Oregon is asking questions now. I've had it with your cowboy attitude, give me your badge!'

Android Cop: 'Bite my shiny metal ass, chief, I'm the only thing keeping the streets safe here in the future!'

and so on

I was kinda hoping Michael Jai White was the Android Cop and we'd basically get Robot Black Dynamite, but oh well...

This is awesome. The first time I realized that Asylum was actually rad and not just a throwaway joke for bad movies you pick up at Safeway for 1.99 was when I got "Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies". I watched "Lincoln" and "A.L. Vampire Hunter" after, and whoever played Lincoln in the Asylum version was a better Lincoln than either the serious DD Lewis portrayal or the other guy's.

Asylum knows what it's doing, and frankly it's working. I didn't see "Atlantic Rim" but "Pacific Rim" was, while entertaining, like watching an Asylum film (albeit with better special effects).

yes yes yes! One of the related links (for me at least) at the end was for "Omega Cop" (whole movie.) I love that movie

"The future of law enforswent."

Listen to it again. He says "enforswent".

I actually love Michael Jai White, but when did he turn into the guy from that awful Friday Rebecca Black video?

5 stars for the fact that RobertCop is wielding a spraypainted Nerf gun on the cover.