This isn't TFL, duuuhhhh. He is PICKING to avoid dating so he can use his time more wisely or something.

I CAUGHT THAT TOO

It is the crucible of relationships, the place where love goes to die. Try their hush puppies!

Truly this young man is more worldly than I first guessed.

Those are my views on relationships which my mom told me.

THE INVISIBLE MATRIARCHY WHICH RULES THE WORLD HAS SPOKEN: THIS KID'S DONG SHALL BE NEGLECTED FOR ALL TIMES.

THEIR REASON: MOODY FROM PERIOD CRAMPS.

Not all 20-year-olds look like 10-year-olds.

This is what home schooling does to human beings. Even strong breeze would tear this kid apart.

20 year olds are still children.

I can, but i don't want to talk about it, my first gf was for the most part a very unpleasant experience.

yes, no comment

Define serious. Is my ill-advised and regretted 2-month fling with a friend's chubby friend at 15 serious (2nd base: surely a 'first girlfriend') If so then my first relationship was at 15. If by serious you mean sexual, does 3rd base count? Cause that would make it 17. If serious meant drunken sex with the hostess in the make-out room with people watching at a massive kegger followed by never seeing or speaking with her again, that would make it 18. If by serious relationship you mean a long-term sexual relationship with someone you care about, then that's 22 for me too, yo. I won't bore you with my college years.


Also this kid MUST be full of shit, too many zingers in there.

I started on my wife when I was 17, we married at 21 and I am now 29.

I can. There were some real problems and it didn't last.

I'm sure I'll regret admitting I wasn't in a serious relationship til I was 28.

I was around 21, but looking back, it was barely a real relationship by grown up standards. But I was a fat kid who lost weight and then spent several years chasing after someone who just kind of kept me around for rare occasions for when he was really bored. I'd put my first normal relationship at 24.

Oh wow, and here I was thinking I was a late bloomer. Fuck you television, you've warped my sense of reality!

where are the virgins?

Oh thank the forum gods I'm normal. I'm 24 and have never had a serious relationship. As long as you don't count the abusers/crazies/users.

Airsoft guns, Cub-Scout third place Pinewood Derby trophy...

I was scanning to see if he had any footie pajamas or a fantasy sword hanging on his wall. Sadly, no dice.

I read what you wrote to be about that gay sex thingy, which I could see with this kid.

Also he is ugly and his haircut is shit and he talks like a mong so I can totally believe he likes kid's toys.

"Dude I'm just too hardcore, too edgy, simply too raw for the average girl and that's why I have never been kissed."

You'd think that looking like Patton Oswalt would be a disadvantage, but it hasn't hurt Patton Oswalt.

He'll learn. I'm not so sure it's something that you can just skip over.

What if it is? My whole life would pretty much be a lie.