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TeenerTot - 2015-03-12

Let's see...a granola bar, an antler, and a flashlight...what would MacGuyver do?


misterbuns - 2015-03-12

omg that girl sounds so sexy and awkward literally the best writing ever im so glad i get to listen to that the whole game smh tbt ffs


godot - 2015-03-12

Only 'til you pay a visit to assist with crosswords.


chumbucket - 2015-03-12

RB - severely admonish campers
LB - call in airstrike


Binro the Heretic - 2015-03-12

I will so play the fuck out of this game.


EvilHomer - 2015-03-12

Damn straight.


blue vein steel - 2015-03-12

yeah, actually looks kind of fun. At first, i thought it was going to be a Friday the 13th style thing, but with the player as Jason (which would be a cool game too, which i'm surprised no one has done)


EvilHomer - 2015-03-12

It might wind up going Friday 13th. I'd be interested to see whether the game takes a turn for the grimdark (Murderous BEARS. Serial killer IN FORBIDDEN CAVE. Park Ranger WAS TYPEWRITER-FLINGING TYLER DURDEN ALL ALONG.) or if it just sticks with this tone all throughout.

I think I'd be happiest if they gave you a moral choice feature, letting you play as a responsible park ranger, or as a teen-murdering drunken maniac.


EvilHomer - 2015-03-12

Like, maybe it's possible to sneak up on the teens from behind that rock, then shoot a few fireworks into their skulls at point blank range, saying a Freddy Kruegeresque quip as you did it?


EvilHomer - 2015-03-12

Or maybe there's a dramatic twist later on, where you walk up to a mirror and discover that your character is really a hyper-intelligent, shaved bear?


spikestoyiu - 2015-03-13

There's a Friday the 13th game in development. The concept sounds similar to Evolve. I remain cautiously optimistic.


Raggamuffin - 2015-03-12

Kind-of-depressed-guy simulator?


Binro the Heretic - 2015-03-12

I'm hoping it ends up being more like "Viscera Cleanup Detail".

You know, a lot of little mindless tasks I can do while I let my mind wander.


OxygenThief - 2015-03-13

I think the voice is Rich Somner.


Jet Bin Fever - 2015-03-15

Yeah, I thought "Harry Crane" immediately, and I don't even watch much Mad Men


Gmork - 2015-03-12

Nope.


Meerkat - 2015-03-12

This is the stupidest shit I've ever seen.


misterbuns - 2015-03-12

this looks like a western flirting simulator not sure how to rate this


sasazuka - 2015-03-12

It's like someone made a game out of those radio Smokey the Bear PSA's with Patrick Warburton as the park ranger.


bopeton - 2015-03-12

Another walking simulator?

I might try it if it's like I guess.


Nominal - 2015-03-13

The twist is that it's the mother from Gone Home and the guy she had the affair with.


Mister Yuck - 2015-03-13

It's a game about going outside? Just go outside!


Mister Yuck - 2015-03-13

I mean, not that I'm going to or anything.


EvilHomer - 2015-03-13

Outside is cold and tiring and you can't turn it off the instant you get bored.


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