Please tell me he didn't REALLY put plates of food out for the goddamn things...PLEASE....

eight!

That's what, ,000 worth of dolls?

Eight. A bare minimum of 52 grand. Assuming there isn't a secondhand real doll market.

"Do you... use all eight?" "Not at one time."

Umm... as gross as this may sound there IS a second-hand realdoll market... just think about that...

... a week after mikes birthday party, the obvious happened.

what is the name of the documentary this is from? I want to see the whole thing!

Somehow they look even creepier with the hats and nosiemakers. Like putting a clown nose on a corpse

So...this is what something worse than furries and amputee fetishists looks like. Scarred for life.

She took a week... most women would run screaming from the room immediately

When this guy finally hangs himself, he'll surround himself with a ring of those dolls, gazing up...

Good thinking there, Jody.

mother of god

And she IMMEDIATELY wants booze. Can't blame her.

Jody didn't offer to get beers for anyone else in the room, I couldn't help but notice.

I love how she's obviously trying NOT to run as soon as she hears he has 8. And waits a whole week.

At this point in her relationship, all she asks is that he prefers sex with a real woman.

Oh my god, OH MY GOD

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

Last five seconds of voiceover = win

Now she's a woman with some low standards.

"I'm perfectly fine with it." Check -1:00 and tell me that face matches that statement. I DARE YOU

We didn't need to hear the last part to know it happened.