Asshole probably wrecked the brick too

The washers at my apartment complex suck, and it comes to 3.50 a load. So I take my laundry to the ship on my duty days and do it there.

That was my first reaction. "I wish I had enough money that this 30 seconds doesn't feel like a waste of it." I'm currently trying to decide which is more important to me financially; flying out to see my fiance (she's on a contract job in another state), or saving the money to help her break her lease and move back sooner when her contract is finished.

Five for evil though.

That sounds like me and my girlfriend! I got her a piggy bank because the one day a week we get to see eatchother she usually has to do laundry at her house. It's only 5 miles away but it might as well be 1,000. You know, distance and the heart growing stronger, but I'm also super new to the relationship game so I'm not sure if sitting around in boxers and tank tops is where I want to be quite yet. If you don't mind me weighing in though a washer and dryer probably costs less than a flight! But I dunno! Congrats anyway dude :)

Guys. Of all the extravagant, wasteful entertainment out there, THIS is the one you take serious objection to? I could get a ratty trampoline and a broken-ass washer for less than half the cost of Fallout4. Let him have his fun.

Thing is, for me anyway, that's the nicest washing machine I've ever seen. I'd imagine a gamer feeling the same way if somebody stuck a piece of sliced ham in a Xbox One drive. , or a driver if there was a video of someone filling up their gastank with maple syrup. I once let a pinball machine get smashed by a car because it was beyond repair, so destroying things is fine, but not something that's in good condition.

I was so broke once I watched a video of my clothes being washed instead of washing them, and when it was done I hit repeat the cycle on that shit.

Tried that but I've never put a brick on one

I once shot a washing machine. In my Alaska town was an outdoor shooting range, which was completely full of junk. The Coasties who maintained it hated how it became a dumping ground, and asked folks to throw away the shit they brought to shoot, but no one did. The place was littered with tube TVs, bottles, cans, used fire extinguishers, and a washing machine. I put a few .357s through it.

I saw Dildos in a Slow Cooker open for Skinny Puppy.

cue OZ in 3, 2, 1 ....