How's it going, buddy? You seem a little stressed. Are you getting enough sleep? Remember, we're your friends here, we love you, and we're always happy to talk about any problems you're having.

things are going SWIMMINGLY

mister GRIDS will probably drop in on the thread and give everyone the specifics of the home i currently own, as well as the property i'm developing up the road, because he, like the rest of you, work impressively hard with what little i give you

'Also, you inherited the lotsmoreorcs account from someone who, however much sparring she did here, tried to get along with people, and made some friends here.
Why are you shitting on that at every turn?

If we still had a mod, you'd be gone long ago for your pointlessly hateful shit.

Is it any wonder I'm one-starring your videos on principle? Does that really hurt your feelings, richie rich?'

I wanted to address this quickly before I go out to dinner. The Zoe Anderson thing was an elaborate troll in the hopes of getting JHM to tattoo his face, it went better than me and the participating parties.

Zoe or whatever the fuck her name was some tramp who weasled her way into my fraternities limo during a Young Pioneers trour of NOLA and, subsequently all of your failing, congested hearts. we gave her a speedball, ran a train on her mouth (after force feeding her listerine) gave her 20 bucks and kicked her out.

she really did take it in the neck from a dindu tho! happy international womens month! muahahaha

*clarification edits*

'went almost as me and the other participants could have imagined' (special thanks to the forzoe24 donors! 255 dollars still just sitting there!)

also, im sure we gave her some booze. it was like 6AM and she had the shakes pretty bad.

i have been bouncing empty liquor bottles off dindu hobos noggins at upwards of 60mph for over a week in her memory (who am i kidding, we been doin it for years) RIP ZOE. i may compile a "best of" collection of the eulogies that got written up some time soon, there were some manchild gems for sure.

i guess i should offer my own thoughts on her now that i've come clean...she certainly was a special person. There was a sadness to her sucking, like she didn't really want to be doing it.

Anyway, that and child death week are just two more things i can feel pretty good about now for the rest of my days. Good luck and god bless!

What an anti-climatic way of emphasizing what a shitty person you are. Good luck on your stand-up you shill.

I still don't know who you are...

you should check out the signs of having a bipolar meldown tho, chance are you might be having one!

geez can't you guys recognize a troll when ya sees one?
I'da known youse was such little goils, I'da brung youse a dolly.

Eh? What? Huh?

what is all this and should i have cared?