Born in the RSR - 2016-03-29
"But the internet said it would work!" is maybe the best tag ever.
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memedumpster - 2016-03-29
Ever have those days where you wake up thinking you're a judge, but the universe is like "nope, today you're an exorcist!"
"The settler, the agent, the individual, and even the person continues to drive without a valid driver's license..."
They are Sovereign Legion!
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memedumpster - 2016-03-29 "Can I post bond, sir?"
"Well, are you asking me as the settler, the individual, the agent, or the individual..."
Classic!
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memedumpster - 2016-03-29 ★★★★★
★★★★★
"Okay, down the middle, let's roll..."
This is real life Night Court.
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cognitivedissonance - 2016-03-29
Ironic that the judge is a doppelganger for Glenn Beck.
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Meerkat - 2016-03-29
Buh-bye.
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Oscar Wildcat - 2016-03-29
"Judge, I am the Settler. I AM THE SETTLER! I AM THE MUSIC MAKER, AND I AM THE DREAMER OF THE DREAM!!!"
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Accidie - 2016-03-29
The judge had a lot of fun with that one.
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SolRo - 2016-03-30
His mistake was making his agent name the same as his person name.
What everyone's agent name?
Mine's Hank Freedman.
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Meerkat - 2016-03-30 Mine's Phil McKraken.
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Meerkat - 2016-03-30 Also it's pronounced "mick-cray'-ken" in case you were getting any funny idears.
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SixDigitDebt - 2016-03-30
The other guys with pending hearings in the back lean in momentarily like this is going to work.
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TheOtherCapnS - 2016-03-30
I don't understand why the legalmagic words aren't working. Everything seemed so airtight when I was huffing gas...
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SolRo - 2016-03-30 I said them out of order, should have opened with the 'I was traveling' spell
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crasspm - 2016-03-30
wow do I feel for that judge. Pretty sure he sussed this guy out from the outset: 2:41 "Ohhh... I see"
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StanleyPain - 2016-03-30
It's important to remember that a lot of these folks paid good money for books and/or videos on how to use this shit in court by people who have literally never used this shit in court.
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SolRo - 2016-03-30 With the FDA cracking down on cure-all snake oil, the hucksters set out to the verdant pastures of the wild inter-planes.
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Xenocide - 2016-03-30
Oh crap, he asked for "his remedy." We're now legally obligated to drop all charges and give him eight hundred bucks and a night with the judge's wife.
This guy's good.
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SolRo - 2016-03-30 I hope somewhere out there a judge facing this demand just says "okay! Defendant is to undergo psychiatric evaluation and treatment until such a time as a "remedy" is found for his condition"
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Nominal - 2016-03-30
In the name of the father, the person, and the holy individual, amen.
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