I still don't think what Bay did to the look of the Transformers is even 1/100th as bad as what he did to the look of the Ninja Turtles.

Oh well, as utterly horrible as those Transformers movies are, they still somehow have fantastic CGI work that's better than the CGI in 98% of all other movies ever released for some bizarre reason.

Hell, my dad could barely even get those fuckers to merge.

Speaking of, I should check their basement when I visit for Thanksgiving. The Constructacons were the only transformers I ever had but I had the whole set (that was a hell of a Christmas gift), and I bet they're still down there.

Yes, especially when it's on a plain white surface with a single line that would be well suited for camera matching.

But assuming this is real, see Hooker's question below.

Looks like one of those AR videos that you can make on your iPhone now. What a time to be alive

Because it's a toy for adults, basically the IT industry version of an executive desk toy.