A three ring circus of pants-shitting hilarity.

As much as this guy seems like a weirdo closeted fruit-loop (which he is), consider how many times you've heard in person or media the following exchange:

"Do you consider yourself a bigot?"
"Absolutely not, I'm a Christian citizen exercising my 1st Amendment rights. I have no problem with the fact that Chris is homosexual, but he is advancing a radical homosexual agenda."

HOLEEEE SHIT.

You just can't make up shit like this.

Yup, that qualifies as evil. Wow. 5 stars.

UUHM EXCUSE ME ANDERSON MMMAAHH

The lunatic blog in question:

http://chris-armstrong-watch.blogspot.com/

http://imgur.com/xGwqO.jpg

SO.....Lucille finally got her way.

Needs a Buster Bluth tag, guys.

That guy is so incredibly gay.

Write them. Tell them that this is unacceptable behavior for an assistant attorney general.

miga@michigan.gov

These are the TV clips I come to this site for.

Shirvell is acting real bitchy towards that kid.

:O

I know physiognomy has been discredited for like 150 years, but it seems like everyone with eyebrows like his is borderline retarded and mad about it. WHY?

Anyway, these stars are mostly for the series of expressions that cross his face from around 6:29 to 6:35

radical radical radical

that fucking word

also - "My opponent hasn't responded to my attacks, therefore they are true." Fascinating

Anderson needs to stop conflating his questions. He's obviously incensed as any rational-minded human being should be, but I would have loved to hear the derail that the simple question, "What political campaign are you referring to?" would have caused. I realize he asked it, but he followed it up with other questions were easier to deflect.

Also, "part for the course."

Oh yeah this guy is a total closet homosexual. I give it 3 months before he gets pulled over with a male prostitute in his car.

When power-bottoms collide.

The ironic thing is that everyone who appears in this video, with the possible exception of Gerald Ford, is gay.

This is just crazy within crazy, wheels within wheels.

When I look at this guy, I can't stop seeing him wearing the Choda Boy hat.

Yowza. Closeted or not, this guy needs to be taken to a psych ward--this is the kind of obsessive stalker-type behaviour usually doesn't end well.

Also, isn't gender-neutral housing pretty much the most un-gay thing ever?

yay! look how much I understand the law by the way I tenuously ride the railing between legality and pure, evil behavior!!!

He is going to get his rosy-cheeked ass sued off and it is going to be glorious.

Reporters love it when the people they interview dig their own graves. Imagine someone coming into your place of work and doing everything for you.