That was 12 seconds of my life well spent.

I remember renting this on VHS from the limited selection at the convenience store down the road from our house.

It's saturated with 1980s goofiness. It's not meticulous enough to be a good period piece. It's not really that bad, but lord knows it's not good.

Cute! CUTE! That kind of hair on a girl is so adorable-pretty.

Fun fact: Percy Bysshe Shelley really did have this vision of his sister Mary and it freaked him out. Apparently triggered by Byron’s reading of Coleridge’s ‘Christabel’, which to be frank is a really campy poem.

How could something be "sort of" NFSW?

Oh. That would do it.