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Comment count is 35
Xenocide - 2007-06-03

Wait is this one of those old laserdisc games? Man, and I thought Dirk the Daring died in all sorts of fun ways.

FeeFiFoFoTheFifeFifeBrown - 2007-06-03

I don't think rattlesnakes work quite that way...

Rodents of Unusual Size - 2007-06-03

Yes, I looked it up and it was. Thought it was weird that he was constantly dying.

fluffy - 2007-06-03

Most convoluted snake attack EVER.

Also, are mohawks fatal? I guess they are if it's a scorpion which cuts your hair.

FABIO2 - 2007-06-03

Holy shit, the log cabin. Bet he didn't see that one coming.

Bone_Vulture - 2007-06-04

Guess the cabin was borrowed from David Lynch or something.

zatojones - 2007-06-03

I must have skipped the part in my Time-Life books about the Old West that mentioned the rock monsters and dinosaur attacks

Corman's Inferno - 2007-06-04

That's because those events only saw print in the Secret Journals of the Screw-On Head.

Sudan no1 - 2007-06-03

I hear he tripped a nun to death on the steps of a church.

Billy Buttsex - 2007-06-03

Wasn't really laughing until I saw the nun eat it.

Caminante Nocturno - 2007-06-03

I don't think the rattlesnake and the scorpion were even trying to kill him. I think they just decided to be total dicks to the next cowboy they came across.

bopeton - 2007-06-03

Note to self: in the Old West, shoot everyone the instant you see them.

yoyo1 - 2007-06-03

It's lacking a rape scene :(

Pillager - 2011-07-10

He was boned at the 2:00 mark.

athodyd - 2007-06-03

-03:52: how the FUCK were you supposed to prevent that from happening?

FABIO2 - 2007-06-08

By shooting every woman you see on sight, duh.

garcet71283 - 2007-06-04

-1 for only one mini-gun mexican death. +1 for the awesome 80s era anime.

yoyo1 - 2007-06-04

I was expecting the minigun death to be more graphic :(

Evilhead - 2007-06-04

That's the worst cowboy I've ever seen.

Also, why does he sound like a monkey?

kiint - 2007-06-05

i used to play this in the arcades...I feel old

Adramelech - 2007-06-06

It's illegal to watch a nun fall down in Japan.

Killer Joe - 2009-02-15

I like how they hang you, THEN put you in jail.

Jeriko-1 - 2007-06-09

5'd for the nun.

SharoKham - 2007-07-13

The motion lines imply that the bartender shoots you in the nuts.

LetsFistAgain - 2007-07-25

Hmm. The only one out of the bunch wich seemed plausible was getting hugged by a mexican.

revdrew - 2007-08-01

I think the best thing about this may be the hero's death sounds. KAY PA PA!

Pie Boy - 2007-08-05

This is like all the cutscenes from Resident Evil 4, only with enough added LSD to kill a bull elephant.

VorpalGuy - 2008-05-17


glasseye - 2007-09-11

Too awesome.

Jeff Fries - 2007-10-19

In the rainy clip I thought he was going to die from ennui

retrocious - 2008-01-24

John Wayne never had to put up with this shit.

dementomstie - 2008-04-05

So not only were there rock monsters, swamp monsters and fire breathing dinosaurs in the Old West, there were also completely different laws of physics? I've never used an axe on a person, do axes work that way? Only one way to find out!

KnowFuture - 2008-06-07

"OK, when THIS coin hits the ground one of us will fall with it!"

Cleaner82 - 2008-06-16

Clearly set in Arizona.

Tyrathca - 2009-08-26

I love how the Japanese interpreted tales from the obviously pretty Wild West.

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