"Alice, where are we going?"

"I don't know, I'm following Clay."

"Clay, where are we going?"

"Uh, I'm just following Alyssa."

"Alyssa? You know where we're going?"

"Wherever Doris is going."

"Doris, where are we going?"

"I was just following Derek."

"Derek, where are we going?"

"Uh, I don't know Elaine? Where are we going?"

"Oh, I was just following Mark & June."

"Mark, June, where are we going?"

"We say Rob, Dawn & Lisa headed this way, so we started following them."

"Lisa?"

"I was following Dawn."

"Dawn?"

"Um, Rob?"

"What?"

"Where are we going?"

"Oh! Uh, I was following Jake."

"Jake, where are we going?"

"Dunnoh, I saw Clint following Margaret."

"Marg-"

"Would you idiots shut the fuck up! I don't want this duck to know we're following it."

"..."

"Why ar-"

"We're following the duck because there hasn't been any bread in the lake for over a month and ducks always know where the bread is."

"So, why-"

"And we don't want the duck to know we're following it because it might not lead us to where the bread is."

"So you're saying the duck might lead us on a wild goose chase?"

"Nobody thinks that's funny, Arnold."

"I did."

"Fuck off, Sandy."