John Holmes Motherfucker - 2021-01-04
I had accumulated a dozen covid masks, and I thought that was an interesting sign of the times, so I thought I'd take a picture of my masks for my Facebook friends. So I decided to model them, and take selfies.
So then I decided to also model my extensive collection of Nerd/Dad T shirts. They were nearly all purchased at Walmart or Kohls for 5 to 10 dollars. SO they're not all that interesting or edgy. If I could afford a 20 dollar New York Dolls T Shirt off the internet, I'd have one. The only T shirt I paid full price for was the Boxxy T shirt (Did anyone catch that?) which I ordered nine years ago, Its still in great shape, as I have only worn it in selfies, videos and memes, not because I'm embarrassed, though God knows I should be. I ordered it from the UK, where, it turns out, "extra large" means something completely different, and its a little snug. Most of the CAT T-shirts were gifts from my departed friend, Cynthia, with whom I raised approximately 2 dozen cats, and also two Great Danes.
So then I decided to use my green screen, and to put John Oliver's exploding 2020, which I'd intended to post as a GIF,
There's really no one idea at work here. It's just a bunch of stuff stuck together, like toys from the Dollar Tree.
It doesn't really mean anything, except:
HAPPY NEW YEAR, EVERYBODY!
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John Holmes Motherfucker - 2021-01-04
I had accumulated a dozen covid masks, and I thought that was an interesting sign of the times, so I thought I'd take a picture of my masks for my Facebook friends. So I decided to model them, and take selfies.
So then I decided to also model my extensive collection of Nerd/Dad T shirts. They were nearly all purchased at Walmart or Kohls for 5 to 10 dollars. SO they're not all that interesting or edgy. If I could afford a 20 dollar New York Dolls T Shirt off the internet, I'd have one. The only T shirt I paid full price for was the Boxxy T shirt (Did anyone catch that?) which I ordered nine years ago, Its still in great shape, as I have only worn it in selfies, videos and memes, not because I'm embarrassed, though God knows I should be. I ordered it from the UK, where, it turns out, "extra large" means something completely different, and its a little snug. Most of the CAT T-shirts were gifts from my departed friend, Cynthia, with whom I raised approximately 2 dozen cats, and also two Great Danes.
So then I decided to use my green screen, and to put John Oliver's exploding 2020, which I'd intended to post as a GIF,
There's really no one idea at work here. It's just a bunch of stuff stuck together, like toys from the Dollar Tree.
It doesn't really mean anything, except:
HAPPY NEW YEAR, EVERYBODY!
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Bootymarch - 2021-01-06 Here's k thor jensen's t-shirt line: https://www.teepublic.com/user/kthorjensen/
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John Holmes Motherfucker - 2021-01-04
How did I do THAT?
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yogarfield - 2021-01-04
In the ears of the town, snow falls.
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Hazelnut - 2021-01-06
Saw a sign outside a cafe: “2021: like 2020 only with less patience”
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