don't narc on the DC coke orgies son

if bro had just doubled-down on the coke orgy revelation instead of capitulating like a little bitch he would still be in congress

Replaced by another identical clone with one of those haircuts, also probably fucking his male cousine, he'll just know better to never go Fredo.

Can you fucking BELIEVE the things that count as "good news" in politics these days? The pro-insurrection orgy guy with the looney accusations and the homoerotic videos lost by a relative handful of votes! Wooooo! The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades!