Never really liked Ernie. I always identified with Bert.
I also identified strongly with Squidward.
I'm a loner. I like a tidy home. I like to think I'm "artistic" but I'm a hobbyist, at best. I like to think I'm "intellectual." I don't know enough about anything to speak expertly about it but that seldom stops me. I'm stuck in an unrewarding job, but I'm too scared to leave it to chase my dreams. I indulge in a lot of self-care. Happy people annoy me, but I will defend their happiness from assholes who want to take it away.