"I must not fear the clog. Clog is the drain-killer. Clog is the little-death that brings total flooding.


I will face my clog. I will permit it to pass over me and through the drain. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the clog has gone there will be nothing. Only a massive bill will remain.”

...Damn, that's a pretty good Chalamet.

Wait, is that actually Chalamet?