Good for you! Also, have you met straight men? Women interested in them must, of necessity, have pretty low standards. As long as you're only, like, mildly emotionally abusive and shower more than once a week you're probably in the top 10% of available dudes.

If you're trying to pick up twinks, though, you better hit the gym and the salon and your fashion had better be on fucking point, you gross loser.

Just committing to put a pin in this. I'm only here for the toxicity.

Batman’s raging porn addiction would lead him to claim such things.

Make sure you wash your hands after using the Batputer.

Origin story of the villain Overfap.

Overfap style guide for artists: Overfap has loads of pipes and apparatus like Bane, but rather than leading to a mask, the pipes lead to an oversized codpiece.

Overfap abilities:
He comes every 5 seconds. So he has *permanent* post-nut-clarity of the highest order. This makes him *even more* logical and industrious than batman.

A foggy dock at midnight. Henchmen load a clandestinely moored submarine. A silhouette stands out against the moon.

"Overfap! This is the last load of seamen you'll be launching into this harbor!"

"Batman? Here? Well, you'll not be foiling my plans for long. Knuckle Children, attack!"

COULD THIS BE A STICKY END TO OUR CAPED CRUSADER? TUNE IN NEXT WEEK FOR THE EXCITING CONCLUSION, 'COME WHAT MAY!'