How does shit like this still work in this day & age?

I'm sorry, could you repeat that? What happened to every single Butterball turkey, again?

DURKA DURKA GOBBLE GOBBLE

Looking at the date, and 10 years later I guess you could still sell Allah as a Lovecraftian eldritch horror instead of the same God with a third book in the trilogy. At this point, a lot more of us should have been looking at how those invasions were going and saying, "I think they LEANED in a little heavy to make us more mad, fellas."