The robber barons of the Gilded Age were evil, but at least they sold real things with practical uses.

My wife plays this "game." She always borrows my phone and my table to get extra rolls so she doesn't have to pay any real life money. I guess her obsession over sticker packs is how I am about completing old games.

Monopoly was originally devised as a simple example of the big problem with free market capitalism (that wealth just concentrates geometrically). The fact that capitalist corporations made loads of money selling it with a straight face is ironic.. This.. I dunno how many levels of irony this is now.

This is so pofaced serious, I thought it was going to turn into a Cunk on Freemium Apps bit.