|Caminante Nocturno |
Do you know what this movie was like? It was like going for what you presumed would be a leisurely stroll, and instead stumbling across a bloodied, sobbing rape victim.
That's what this movie was like. Only with worse dialog.
|Testicles of Doom |
I think this movie is hilarious. Especially the scene where Jason is flying through space on fire, and the girl shouts "YOU GOTTA BE FUCKIN KIDDIN ME!"
It was wierd, because it was like she read my mind.
Well, it's no Freddy vs. Jason, that's for sure.
That's what she gets for taking off his mask!
|Frank Rizzo |
classic! Never gets old.
Im willing to bet this is a dupe, but I dont care
I thought Jason beating one girl to death with a sleeping bag containing another chick was the best part.
See, that was MY favorite scene. The holodeck campers.
Bimbo 1: "Hi! Wanna smoke some pawt?"
Bimbo 2: "Or have some premarital sex?"
Together: "We love premarital sex!"
|Louis Armstrong |
Terrible? More like terribly GREAT movie. Not great in any way that involved taste or class, but it's a Jason movie... in space. Expecting it to be anything other than it was would have been like having expectations for, say, the Doom movie, which I have gone out of my way to avoid seeing.
|Angel Carver |
In the future, female scientists will all wear slutty knits.
A brutal classic from an AWESOME movie, you fat fuck.
This movie was a love song. A love song to all mankind.
|Innocent Bystander |
Dude Jason is totally grabbing her tits while he's killing her.
Who wants a cherry slushie????
Horror movies are a joke. They were bad in the eighties and it was kind of cool in a lame way, but these days its just sad to pretend that fake gore is cool when your budget is 10 times what they made the originals on. Wake up, they are exploiting you like a 13 year old at Hot Topic.
Well, err, alright then!
and by that i mean fuck off
Like a human snow cone of sorts
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