What the hell is this crap? Zero stars.

I don't know what the shit I just watched, but it was bizarre and supposed to be for children, so four stars for confusing the fuck out of adults and kids alike.

That shark's not dancing!

?

THAT'S NOT EVEN A SONG.

THIS IS HIGHLY ABSURD.

Even for a DiC show, this was horrible.

Great preview frame.

Also, I hope to one day see this entire scene done shot for shot in live action, like that British Simpsons intro.

A lesser man would've saved that guy. -1 star for the shark not being covered in blood when it came up, + a billion stars for "party hardy, dudes".

I like how the nerd (because of his glasses) being menaced by the shark is totally ripped.

Hhahaha, is he just hanging out with a bunch of bitches on a beach, snapping?

That was brutally insane. How is that guy swimming with his nerd glasses? Is that shark wearing the glasses, or is it just Jabberjaw? Lord Raptor seems pretty awesome, though.

5ed for the finger snapping. Guess the sound designer wanted something to do.

They made a DiC cartoon out of DarkStalkers? Jesus.
I was curious as to how they dealt with Morrigan's tits, apparently they practically covered them up with a librarian sweater.

Three stars for the Victorian bathing costume, two for the juice box.

I do not like the way his jaw contracts when he drinks through a straw. Five stars for my unease.

How does Lord Raptor drink through a straw if he has no lips?

This is the best thing ever

DON'T WORRY, I'M A PRO

I KNOW MY JOB

*SNAP SNAP*

*SNAP*

(rocking out)

*SNAP*

PARTY HEARTY, "DUDES"

Where does he get/put that guitar?

SHOWBIZ IS MY GA-

*swimming man*

IT IS A RAP. GOD SAVE US A RAP BY LORD RAPTOR.
if this isn't evil i don't know what is

Five stars because the shark danced two seconds after i read that he would do so in the tags; he did it as if on command. bravo, shark.

At 00:06, they drew the radiation symbol with too many wedges, and then couldn't figure out how to color it in. Incredible.

There are so many things right and wrong with this clip.

One strum is all that's needed for his song.