Wind is a way better environmental bouncer than water.

I GOT THIS

YES

You bastard. I had a ghost of Don Quixote joke prepared since I first saw it in the hopper at 0 votes.

I read that whole fucking thing in 11th grade.

Thankfully, not in Spanish.

Dammit, I wanted to do the Quixote joke.

Personally I'd rather have this than a nuclear power plant.

Nuclear power plants need drunk Russians or meteor strikes before they'll destroy the neighborhood. These things just need a strong gust of wind. How many more people must die from falling wind turbines before society finally wakes up to the truth?

luckily they put wind mills up in the middle of nowhere, so no one will die.

Well, then let's just put them in "mill farms" offshore, with automatic rotation locks. Oh, wait, all the rich motherfuckers block it with their "oh my I can't possibly have a tiny dot on MY horizon!" NIMBY bullshit, even though they don't own the fucking sea.

Wait, shit can fall over and possibly hurt you during extreme winds? Well holy fuck, I did not know that. Sign me up for five nuclear power plants.

The critical moment actually looks like a slo-mo, I thought. I guess the debris is so light it just floats.

All set to the Blue Danube

That's my joke. I want royalties.

You hadn't used it for this video, where it definitely applies, but you did use it for a bunch of other videos where it was totally irrelevant. Your trademark is diluted, and therefore I owe nothing.

See, for instance:
http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=32599
http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=27339

...and arguably this one:
http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=30238