Something tells me this is a fetish somewhere

NO JAIL CAN HOLD ME!!!

Skeletons are overrated!

My genitals ache just watching this.

whatever. the kid I kept in my basement fucking slipped through a football sized window, my dogs teeth, and a hail of .22 gunfire - all the way to the police, without a collapsible body

You... are NEVER safe... bonebag.

It's like it knows what it's doing!

Schloop!

Someday, these creatures will evolve to a level of self-awareness where they can be amazed and frightened by the fact that we have bones in our bodies.

YO CHECK OUT THIS SHIT

I CAN GET AT YOU ANYWHERE

That's where Cthulhu failed: the bones passed the head.

I want to pair this with Pink Panther music for some reason.

It's like popping a zit!

At the end it was all like OW OW MY BRAIN IS STUCK and then it just went *shplork* ok there we go

...and the only thing I could think about was how uncomfortable it'd have to be on the eyes.

What ever happened to 'Horrors of the Deep' tags?

We bow to your shinobi skills, Kalamari-sama.

"Nyeeeah, I'm plannin' a jailbrake, see?

"But whaddabout da guardtowah, they'd spot ya in seconds!"

"That's why we ain't GOIN' over da wall."

"Wait, huh?"

"Nyeeeah see, we're goin' unda it."

"Ahh, yah nuts!"

Alright, which one'a you wise guys locked me in that box?