I love the fact that it isn't a proper infomercial without someone from England or Australia selling the product.

"Stinking. Nasty. Garlic." Bah, garlic rules.

Isn't this just a blender?

The owner of the company I work for is a Berman. Fuck a Berman.

Gotta say that the Magic Bullet is a fine, fine product, though.

An infomercial? Seriously? They even pull the two-for-one bit. I thought one of their major selling points was the space-saving nature, but now you have two of them, an assload of cups, rings, two blender tops, and two juicer tops... That's a lot of required storage space.

8:35 - they add the price of their own system when comparing their system to the competition? ¿Que?

They try to pass it off as a replacement for dicing, chopping, and slicing, but it just makes paste out of anything you put in there. It's a blender, and you still have to clean it.

"Wait a minute, you made two completely different pasta dishes in less than two minutes?" No, they made two completely different SAUCES for pasta, without measuring ingredient ratios (therefore, it probably tastes fairly terrible), with the ingredients and pre-cooked pasta already in front of them.

Everyone gets...
Exactly what...
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They want!

The personal versatile countertop magician that sounds like a marital aid!

Call me when it can cook a steak.

Hospitals need to start charging parents a Silly Name Fee for giving their babies names like "Berman".

I miss the English guy with the silly clothes who used to do these things.

It does seem easier to clean than my regular blender...

Wait a minute..... You just made smoothies, and omelette, blah blah blah in that thing. What is it?

Chances are it's a fucking blender.

"WHERESYOURCOFFEGRINDERI'LLHELP"

Also, who makes blueberry muffins with blueberry puree?

Oh god I couldn't count the number of times I've watched this.

I hate them oh so much for doing the stupid second count where they press it each time. Of course this is the sort of product that only people that enjoy counting to small increments would buy.

Thats nice and all, but can it make a blender smoothie?


CAN IT??

MMMM Purred ham omelet.

Who are all these people!

Do they live in a commune?

YES.

Me and my roommate watched this every single Sunday afternoon sophomore year of college. It only grew more compelling with each viewing.

that doesn't look like the type of omelette's i eat...