i just moved to the midwest and when there is a tornado watch/warning/look the fuck out... i too, cry.

Sorry about your mom!

This is the time of year when the tornado sirens go off a couple times a week at least. It makes it a somewhat morbid let down when week after week, nothing is destoryed except maybe some village in the western part of the state.

it's like a fun ride

Then the baby.

In my experience, you don't really have to plan who you're going to eat after the second person.

Again, the last line made it.