All three stars for whiny North American douchebag wearing an England shirt.

Um, yup. That's about all the good I have to say. Doing slo-mo for his threat is pretty pointless.

I think there's such a thing as TOO MUCH slow-mo

A hammer to the head video is never worth less than four stars.

Mellow out, you little wuss.

Let me join the "too much slow-mo" crowd. Otherwise, mixing a stupid kid, a camera and a blunt object WILL end up wrong. And you can't go wrong with that.

I didn't realize lumps formed that quickly.

Also, they curiously edited out "douchebag" or "cockbag" or whatever but the multiple uses of "FUCK" were okay... ???

LOOK AT HOW BIG MY FUCKIN HEAD IS

It sucks to be old enough to have dignity, but young enough to cry when you get hit on the head.

Ok, so I thought the kid was just being whiny until he turned around and said "LOOK AT HOW BIG MY FUCKING HEAD IS". And holy shit, that was a big welt.

I'd like to see any one of you take that and not cry.