He didn't want to kill him, he just wanted to rip his shirt.

Like all bears do.

I've had enough, bear. Go on home.

Of course in another episode with a berserk bear showdown he had to shoot it repeatedly with a rifle, which seemed kind of ungrateful seeing as it had just mauled that episode's villian to death.

Yes, I've seen more episodes of Walker Texas Ranger than is healthy.

Aw. I thought they were gonna kiss.

fucking hell. walker texas ranger is the most ridiculous shit on the planet.

That kind-of-worried, kind-of-dazed look would have made me back off, too.

You know, if you're a TV show, and there's something you just can't do realistically, don't do it. I realize that would leave just about everything off of Walker, Texas Ranger's plate. I'm okay with that.