Matthews had some great live moments during the convention Monday night. here he clearly shows off the wenchiness of these Hillary-party poopers

I'm for Democrats because they are for human rights. I choke the women who disagree.

Thank god you're on our team now Billy, to carry out much-needed chokings that the rest of us are too ethical-minded to dispense.

YOU CANNOT GRASP THE TRUE NATURE OF POST-FEMINIST HOUSE HAG'S ATTACK!

Unfortunately tardo, this ain't a democracy. Its a constitutional republic.

Sorry, C_M, but that's the nail in the coffin of your troll-ness. No Cena fan on Earth can correctly spell "constitutional".

You've overplayed your hand, sir.

maybe he has firefox spell checker

YEA FAGGO! That's not a cat it's a tabby!

The founding fathers put rules in place so that psychotic mobs wouldn't run the country. That's what those millions chanting "Obama" are.
And yes I do have the Fire Fox spell checker. But I don't use it that often. You elitist liberals look down upon us wrestling fans, but we are a diverse group spanning all demographics. The only group that doesn't watch wrestling are snobs.

You know what the weird thing is? Anytime I hear the name "John Cena" I keep thinking it's in reference to "Peter Cetera" (the guy who sang 'Glory of Love') What's the deal with that?

CM is right guys, pro wrestling as a very diverse fan base...all under 12 years old.

*sigh*

:( I'm an elitist liberal AND a pro wrestling fan AND over twelve years old.

IS THERE NO PLACE FOR ME IN THIS WORLD?!

'Our Founders made us a republic to protect us from the ignorance of the unwashed masses. Lots of people like wrestling, only stupid elitists hate it.'

The cognitive dissonance involved there blows my mind. And although I'm sure its been repeated to you before, A REPUBLIC AND A DEMOCRACY ARE NOT MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE. Anyone who says otherwise is either wrong, or using a theoretical definition of the terms that don't reflect their actual applications to government systems.

OH SHIT THEY TOLD HIM, NOW HES NEVER GONNA KNOW THE NAME OF THE CONGRESSIONAL SUPERCOP

he shouldve been nicer, now he looks like an idiot

You wouldn't have been happy with her answer if she's pulled the report out of her pocket and did a camera close-up on it. It's not like it's rocket science figuring this kind of crap out.

http://www.ontheissues.org/2008/Barack_Obama_Principles_+_Valu es.htm#Racism_+_Race

I don't care who wrote the report. I don't care about the report. I don't need to read the report to know it's a crock of shit written by a nut-job.

The exchange of those three lines is pure comedy gold no matter what the report says or who it's written by.

Billy, even if he was registered as a Muslim, what is the big deal?

There are extremist Christians just like there are extremist Muslims and there were millions who were killed because they were Catholic for about 1000+ years of European History.

In my opinion religion shouldn't matter unless one is an extremist in that religion. Seeing as how Obama is clearly not an extremist in his faith these points are unmerited.

Don't you people get it? He won't salute the flag. His middle name is Hussein. He has no birth certificate. He is 'registered' as a Muslim. He is only seeking the presidency so that the moment after he is sworn in he can assassinate himself.

Well the Irony Meter just broke.

>:3

I can picture them and a handful of others like them crawling out of a swamp, eons ago.

I can imagine Ann Coulter vomiting out a fleshy, vein-covered sack and seeing this woman eventually punch her way out of it.

We understand all that dude. None of it changes the fact that voting for "retribution" -- when our nation's economy, infrastructure, security, and standing in the world, among other things, all teeter on the brink of destruction -- is the most insanely childish and self-absorbed thing someone can possibly do. These people should be absolutely ashamed of themselves. To put their own spite ahead of everyone's well-being... the mind boggles.

Or maybe it's just that time of the month, eh Shion? I mean am I right? Eh? Eh?

Kuckles, you understand that MA'AM, thanks.

Eh, the world won't implode if the Republicans win any more than we'll be doing calisthenics in front of our vidscreens every morning if the Democrats win.

Actually I think the most insanely childish and self-absorbed thing someone can possibly do is participate in an anti-capitalist rally wearing a Hot Topic trench coat, then forget to vote.

Cleaner - yeah, it totally is. Others get all weepy, I tend to eat really rare steak while yelling at C-Span.

Dude and m'am? That doesn't sound right. Technically it's probably 'dudette', but 'dude' is asexual these days.

Yes I typed dude without thinking, I don't usually use it with respect to girls but I consider it a generally gender neutral term. Sorry.

Anyway. Even if you don't think so much rides on this election, Clinton's rhetoric certainly painted that picture. Not to mention the fact that her platform was diametrically opposed to McCain's (and nearly identical to Obama's). If her die-hard supporters are willing to completely disregard every substantive issue and policy at stake in this election, in favor of some vengeful spite-vote, fuck them. They are children in adult bodies. I can understand Clintonites feeling disappointment, even anger -- this was the greatest political upset in recent history. But this behavior doesn't help anyone.

Didn't I see this woman on The Daily Show tonight?

Considering the logical leap they're making I'd say this isn't too fantastic.

Obama claims to be a registered Muslim Springer, but he keeps his AKC papers in a vault and won't let anyone see them.

8 years later we'd get pissy children Bernie fans.