Our mutual ignorance makes it okay, especially in light of your particularly aggressive ignorance.

Audience stand-in characters are always the best when the audience stand in is abjectly retarded.

im just going to directly quote what Baleen said about the last one, because its so incredibly more right than what anyone else has said in this argument on either sides.

" "Real sugar" (cane sugar) for whatever that distinction is worth, is one of the most wasteful, ecologically destructive crops in the world. Furthermore, the labor required to get said sugar is inherently exploitative and just a notch above indentured slavery.

Sugar comes from many different sources, not just cane, and we should be thankful that we get most of our sweetness from pleasant, slow talking farmers in Iowa with tractors and not from slave drivers paying work gangs of H-2 visa Jamaicans fifteen dollars a day for the most back-breaking work on the planet."

really, what this commercial is saying is that uppity white people who are WAY INTO WEB 2.0 AND STUFF hate HFCS because its not directly enslaving blacks. and I think any idiot can see that.

wow you fags sure get homotional about your sweeteners

If you don't know why it's bad, then it's not bad.

First you get the sugar.

Then you get the women.

Then you get the power.

The load image is delightful.

That ended considering that white bitch was trying to get between a black chick and her sweet fruity beverage.

Sure HFCS is fine in moderation. To bad it's in FUCKING EVERYTHING

Cocaine is fine in moderation. That's all you need to know

This message brought to you by cocaine growers of Columbia

I have something to contribute to this debate that I think you all should hear: The actress who plays Retarded White Woman in the above clip played Buffy Summers evil demon roommate in the first two episodes of Season 4 of the classic television series, "Buffy the Vampire Slayer."

And this would be fine if it were even possible to consume HFCS in moderation.

Beet sugar all the way. Comes from Idaho! And your body can digest it without going into insulin conniptions.

"Did you realize Trans Fats were actually plant oil and hydrogen? Yeah it's all natural so don't worry about it."

"Wow, you don't care what your kids eat!" is a fucking beautiful thing to say in almost any social situation.

Sucrose can be processed directly by every living cell in your body.

Fructose can only be processed by the liver.

Enjoy.

Mercury, yum!

last comment douche-bags. eat some sugar!

There be some dumbassery in these comments.