lol crack of noon

Hmmm...I see...

Has Shirley really never been on POE?
I'm shocked.
This and the homosexicals are my favorite. Labeesians.

Also, the one about people winning stuff is funny.
Now Kool-Aid comes in all five food groups.
Red, green, urnge, blue, and turquas!

My mind keeps trying to make sense of this, but it keeps shutting down. What have I just seen?

Wow, I had no idea who this guy was. Some weird facts:

- Shirley Q. Liquor is syndicated on 300 US radio stations

- Chuck Knipp, the guy who plays her, was nominated as the Libertarian
Party candidate in Kentucky for the House of Representatives.

- He was made an honorary Kentucky Colonel.

- He is an ordained Episcopal deacon.

- He donates money to gay black charities.

Why am I unsurprised that the opener is in Comic Sans?

And yeah, Shirley Q. is quasifamous. HAW YALL DURRIN etc.

what.