-2 for patting yourself on the back too damn much. Also, the forced YTMND shoutout doesn't help matters.

"We will pull the peni out and leave anything else."

But what if you pull out too late?

Five stars for the show being called "Screw attack"

Now I want to play specifically for the 'Forest of Penii' level.

"you're the man dog"

I just wish it wasn't PS3 exclusive, this is precisely the type of game we should see more often for the PC.

I can't decide who I hate more: The interviewer or the interviewee.

I guess the interviewee's job is to be a schill and say sound-bytey stuff to promote his game, but there's no reason the interviewer has to suck that hard.

the entire first week will be full of penis levels

The biased, anti-penis, pro-vagina, MSM is at it again folks.

Screw Attack hate all post Dreamcast games but report on it anyway =/