"Stinking commie bleeding heart liberals make me say that victims and suspects have the same rights! I love criminals and hate real men who play by God's rules and not man's! Now kiss a guy! DO IT TRAXX OR YOU'RE SUSPENDED!"
"This man has just blown away six terrorists, dynamited a drug smuggling compound, and baked a dozen cookies." Traxx!
That clip doesn't even have the best part of the movie--namely, the, uh, unexpected demise of the main villain. Wait, or is the theme song the best part?